I’m at my grandma’s house for the day because later tonight we’re celebrating my
22nd birthday. Eek…
Anyway, my great grandma lives with my grandparents and she asked me to wheel her into her bedroom to look for a piece of jewelry. She proceeded to look for a pin to wear to my party, but couldn’t find it.
My grandma came in and pointed out to my great grandma that she was already wearing it. This is the conversation that took place:
Grandma: Well mom, you already have your pin on your sweater.
Great Grandma: Well why in the world did you pin it up so high? I can’t even see it.
Grandma: Well did you want me to pin it by your booby?
Great Grandma: Well I would have been able to find it! (Looking at me) I never had boobs when I was growing up either Kayla.
Me: Okay, thanks.
Great Grandma: Now that I don’t need boobs, I have big ones. Want to see a 91 year old ladies boobs?
Grandma: Mom, put your shirt back down.
EXIT KAYLA STAGE LEFT.