If my mom were the
government I'd bitch
that she gave all
my lunch money to
the neighbors.
Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme
17
May
I wrote “Maria” for a friend’s girlfriend. Instrumental only. Enjoy.
05
Nov
I’m pretty sure Asians would have been next in line for extinction. Though they might not have seen it coming.
04
Nov
which is why I’ll never be a dancer.
26
Sep
I’ve been watching Xena and I’m pretty sure all my neighbors know it because of the yelling noise I make every other second. I mean—they can’t confuse the “Xena yell” with anything else, right?
25
Sep
It’s weird to be away from home for a long time just to come back to find your mother’s personality has entirely changed. I can hear her from upstairs yelling at the Carolina Game “OH, COME ON GUYS!”….
Since when did my mom start talking to televisions—first off—and since when did she become a football fan?
Is this part of the “big change”?
